it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
tell me about the fingering
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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