how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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