I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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