we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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