guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
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He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
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We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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