Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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