If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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