He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
She needs sedatives and a leash
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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