ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
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I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
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I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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