No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
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WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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