In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
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