Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
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We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
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Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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