We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
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Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
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Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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