Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
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apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
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If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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