Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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