Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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