So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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