My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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