They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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