It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
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is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
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Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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