Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Randomize
