I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
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I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
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i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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