I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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