Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
