Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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