fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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