How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
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