I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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