I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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