let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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