Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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