I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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