I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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