There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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