I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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