Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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