I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
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We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
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I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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