Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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