No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
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okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
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how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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