Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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