I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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