whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
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I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
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Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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