I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
he's gonorrhea incarnate
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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