im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
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So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
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He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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