How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
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I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
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I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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