oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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