I need help removing her.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
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I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
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My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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