it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
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We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
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I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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