im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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