Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
