this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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