Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
