was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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