yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
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The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
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He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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